Friday, October 14, 2011

Dear Hidden Pen in the Laundry

Dear Hidden Pen in the Laundry,
Thanks for your help today. Your efforts did not go unnoticed. After the Laundry Incident of January 2011, my work shirts were a rather girly shade of pink, which did nothing for my street cred. With your assistance, my shirts are now a much butcher colour, which can be described as 'muppet with a terminal illness' or 'uncooked sausage casing; aka intestines'.

Thanks again, 


  1. What color is "muppet with a terminal illness?" The muppets are a multi-colored bunch.

  2. I am currently working on a drawing to demonstrate the complexion of a dying muppet. Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been a bit distracted by a stupid boob lately, but am back on track now. Huzzah!