If I was in charge, this girl would have her original face put back on. Why would you ever give yourself permanent duck-face? That being said, I will admit that she does look sexy and mysterious. By sexy I mean she looks like she's in the midst of performing a sexual act (blowjob for those of you who aren't my mother), and by mysterious, I mean her price structure is currently an unknown.
Excuse my pettiness. Miss Lana Del Rey, you are a delicious creature. I am insanely jealous of your talent, and heartbroken that I am not you. I crave your voice, your looks (original and aftermarket), and your hair. You probably have more hair in your shower trap than I have on my head.
Thanks to Annelise at box of crayons for exposing me to her.
