Dear Hidden Pen in the Laundry,
Thanks for your help today. Your efforts did not go unnoticed. After
the Laundry Incident of January 2011, my work shirts were a rather girly
shade of pink, which did nothing for my street cred. With your
assistance, my shirts are now a much butcher colour, which can be
described as 'muppet with a terminal illness' or 'uncooked sausage casing; aka intestines'.
Thanks again,
TWAG
What color is "muppet with a terminal illness?" The muppets are a multi-colored bunch.
ReplyDeleteI am currently working on a drawing to demonstrate the complexion of a dying muppet. Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been a bit distracted by a stupid boob lately, but am back on track now. Huzzah!
ReplyDeleteEw! That SUCKS.
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